Priorities

In downtown Dayton last Tuesday night, the cops were out in full force. Great! Knock that high crime rate down! NOPE! The fleet of police officers had one mission in mind that evening - to ticket those heinous lawbreakers who were crossing the street outside the crosswalk lines! Yes, while the lowlifes of Dayton were raping and pillaging, the police force was writing Dayton Municipal Court traffic tickets to anyone they caught crossing outside the marked crosswalks. Your tax dollars at work! Be proud, Dayton, be very proud!

And no, in case you were wondering, I didn't get a ticket! Luckily I saw what was going on before I zipped across the street in my usual careless, law-fracturing habit. I wonder if a ticket like this would count against me like my five speeding tickets I earned in the past year and a half. Now now, don't look at me like that...my fastest ticket was 60 in a 45. The others were for speeds like 46 in a 35, 47 in a 35, 34 in a 25, etc. Wimpy, non-aggressive speeds...I am such a target!

Speaking of speed, here's Smarty Jones (2004 Kentucky Derby winner) getting a bath!

More speed - here's A.P. Indy. Not a race fan? Well, trust me, this is one fast dude!